i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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