So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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