i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
and you fell through a lawn chair
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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