Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
