fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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