No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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