i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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