Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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