I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i out mim tonsoeep
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