I wannas sexs uuuuu
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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