Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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