In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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