Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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