I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She's the barista slut.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
