billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
How external is "for external use only"?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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