apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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