whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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