You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
My liver just had a heart attack.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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