did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
tell me about the eggs
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
