i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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