if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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