making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
