and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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