You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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