How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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