chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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