Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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