The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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