Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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