Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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