i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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