I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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