We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
God, I missed his penis.
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