And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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