this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
