are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
