It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
Randomize
