Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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