All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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