So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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