It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
The best revenge is premature balding
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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