Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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