I wish life had little blips of pornography
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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