I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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