that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
