Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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