Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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