i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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