Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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