im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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